thedailywhat:

Celebrity Sighting of the Day: Daniel Day-Lewis was spotted today in Richmond, Virginia’s Arcadia restaurant in character as Abraham Lincoln.

Day-Lewis is set to play the Great Emancipator in a 2012 biopic being directed by Steven Spielberg.

According to one snoop, Day-Lewis has apparently been in character since March, and is so committed to the role that “[h]is real name doesn’t even appear on the call sheet.”

[@uvamichael / richmond.]

But then what’s with the dungarees?

The Show Is Starting, Please Turn On Your Cellphones - NYTimes.com

This is the dumbest thing I’ve heard today. And today, that means a lot.

jokewood:

brianwilsonbreakdown:

Fuck that noise.

thedailywhat:

Manly Marketing Campaign of the Day: In an effort to man up their color line, Canadian chemicals manufacturer CIL has introduced Ultimate Man Caves — the country’s first paint collection marketed exclusively to men.

In lieu of frilly names like “Fairytale Green,” “Silver Lace Vine,” and “Venetian Turquoise,” CIL’s “manly colors” sport testeroned titles like “Beer Time,” “5 O’Clock Shadow,” and “Zombie Apocalypse.”

“Every competitor is about the design and the warm fuzzy feelings you get from the colours,” said CIL Paints spokeswoman Alison Goldman, adding that they wanted to inject some “funny” into an otherwise “less than fascinating product.”

She acknowledges that there have been a few complaints. “Men are more than beer,” said one less-than-satisfied customer. “[S]ome of us like ballerina slippers.”

[nationalpost.]

Peanut Butter Punch is not manly.

It is obviously a manly sex move.

Fuck that noise.

thedailywhat:

Manly Marketing Campaign of the Day: In an effort to man up their color line, Canadian chemicals manufacturer CIL has introduced Ultimate Man Caves — the country’s first paint collection marketed exclusively to men.

In lieu of frilly names like “Fairytale Green,” “Silver Lace Vine,” and “Venetian Turquoise,” CIL’s “manly colors” sport testeroned titles like “Beer Time,” “5 O’Clock Shadow,” and “Zombie Apocalypse.”

“Every competitor is about the design and the warm fuzzy feelings you get from the colours,” said CIL Paints spokeswoman Alison Goldman, adding that they wanted to inject some “funny” into an otherwise “less than fascinating product.”

She acknowledges that there have been a few complaints. “Men are more than beer,” said one less-than-satisfied customer. “[S]ome of us like ballerina slippers.”

[nationalpost.]

This is great!

thedailywhat:

PSA of the Day: And now, a PSA about the importance of cleaning up your dog’s poop to improve the water quality in Puget Sound featuring a spoof of “No Diggity” by Blackstreet called “Dog Doogity.”

[weirduniverse.]

So good.

Wow

thingsorganizedneatly:

Advertising photograph for Ladislav Sutnar China c 1930 - photo by Josef Sudek (1896-1976)

I love the internet SO much.

thedailywhat:

Single-Topic Tumblr of the Day: Teenage Mutant Ninja Noses. 

In a word: Goddammitwhydidn’tithinkofthatit’smagnificent.

[topherchris.]

newyorker:

Cartoon of the Day. Remember to enter this week’s caption contest!

Brilliant.

(via udbh)

Presidential candidate Michele Bachmann, speaking at a Sunday afternoon campaign rally in Sarasota.

Hurricane Irene has claimed the lives of at least 25 people across 8 states, including 2 in Florida, and left millions without power for days.

[tampabay.]

UPDATE: Bachmann spokeswoman Alice Stewart claims the Minnesota congresswoman made the above statement “in jest.” Laugh riot, that Bachmann.

(via thedailywhat)

I don’t believe in god, but I believe Michele Bachmann is Satan.